by Beal 5. Jerry Seinfeld on Seinfeld (1989 – 1998) At first glance, Jerry’s wardrobe isn’t that aesthetically offensive, but take a closer look. First of all, Jerry, I thought you were a native New Yorker, but nothing says “I’m Canadian and have no pride” quite like the entirely denim outfits you insist on wearing [...]
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Happy Birthday Bealtown!
Posted in Dynasty, Etc., Miscellaneous Rantings, Seinfeld, The Simpsons on 10/15/2009 | 1 Comment »
I planned this party for you later today… I hope you enjoy it.
Great Moments #7
Posted in Great Moments, Seinfeld, tagged Marine Biologist, Seinfeld on 09/28/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Show: Seinfeld Moment: George recounting how he saved a beached whale while posing as a marine biologist, the conclusion coming full-circle with Kramer’s new hobby of hitting golf balls into the ocean. It’s not so much the reveal that I love as much as George’s posturing, as if he’s retelling The Old Man & The [...]
Top 5 Fridays: TV Weddings
Posted in Friends, Full House, Golden Girls, Seinfeld, Top Five Friday's, Weeds on 07/03/2009 | 1 Comment »
by Beal Back in 1981 Luke and Laura set the bar pretty high for television weddings, drawing nearly 30 million viewers–the most ever for a daytime drama. That said, be aware that the following nuptials do not begin to compare–in total viewers, quality or emotional impact. I now pronounce these, my favorite television weddings of [...]
Must See TV 2.0
Posted in 30 Rock, Boston Common, Cheers, ER, Family Ties, Frasier, Friends, Joey, LA Law, Mad About You, Miscellaneous Rantings, My Name is Earl, Parks & Recreation, Seinfeld, Southland, The Apprentice, The Cosby Show, Will & Grace, Wings, tagged 30 Rock, Comedy Night Done Right, GE, Must See TV, NBC, Parks & Recreation on 04/10/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Why NBC, you’ve done it again! I had lost all hope in you when your Thursday night lineup slummed to Joey, Will & Grace, The Apprentice and ER. It was like, just because Friends and Seinfeld had played out, you didn’t have to give up completely, but you did. I believe it was your shit Thursday that singlehandedly took your [...]
Bye Bye Brad.
Posted in Blossom, Ellen, ER, Hey Dude, Miscellaneous Rantings, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Seinfeld, thirtysomething, X-Files, tagged Christine Taylor, David Brisbin, David Lascher, Hey Dude, Kelly Brown on 04/02/2009 | 1 Comment »
I’m partly ashamed of exactly how I decided that I desperately needed to know what ever happened to Kelly Brown, but I believe the thought process to be nearly as valuable as the information regarding the whereabouts of Ms. Brown. Here goes: While watching the Merecedes episode of The Golden Girls on the Hallmark channel last night, [...]
Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Al Capone. They were all seven once.
Posted in Miscellaneous Rantings, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Three's Company, tagged Problem Child, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Three's Company on 02/10/2009 | Leave a Comment »
That is legitimately the actual tag line for Problem Child. A former staple of the TBS, TNT and USA network weekend movie circuit. I cannot tell you how many times I watched that movie, sometimes more than once in a weekend. However, until today I never intentionally viewed it. Like, I never saw that it [...]
