Roseanne: Wrong, that is exactly why you’re going back there. You’re in big trouble, and your punishment is not going to be sex with your boyfriend.
Darlene: Well obviously you’ve never had sex with my boyfriend.
David [shuffling off]: Good thing I no longer live with my abusive mother.
If I don’t get a job, Season 6 of Roseanne and Nickelodeon are totally to blame.