Still So So Good

Dear Liz Lemon, While other women have bigger boobs than you, no woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us. And for the first time since the '86 World... Continue Reading →


In Defense of Lilith

I'll admit it. It's been years but the decision to split up Cheers' Frasier and Lilith still makes me scratch my head. I guess some people would say it's a no brainer that eventually warm, caring, perpetually misguided Frasier Crane would eventually come to his senses, ditch the icicle at his side and move to... Continue Reading →

Come Ride With Me!

Oh Kristen. You must be EXHAUSTED from carrying Saturday Night Live on your back these days, you and poor McGruber. Thank God for the Internet so I can watch this sketch over and over and over again. Also, sometimes I watch a random clip on Hulu and when I come back, the random clip I... Continue Reading →

Why Medium is Livin’ LARGE

Yes, I am one of those people who is constantly referring to NBC's Medium as the savior for all TV-kind. Last night's episode was yet another good example as it, once more, kicked Heroes soundly in the ass in terms of awesomeness (as opposed to just giving it a random thrashing, which Heroes totally deserves... Continue Reading →

“Lopez Mania”

How is this possible? A) that I didn't know True Hollywood Story covered A.C. Slater¬†and B) that anyone could fill an entire hour with Mario Lopez information. The career highlights of Mario Lopez should take no longer than 15 minutes to watch--five minutes of chair spinning, wrestling outfit wearing, jericurl sporting, homoerotic dancing Saved by... Continue Reading →


I hate you. I really do. I can't believe you can't work out a way for me to watch My Boys on my Mac. But SHOCKER, the commercials still work. Do you know what kind of rage this inspires in me? When the commercials work FINE but the actual PROGRAM is all sad face, awwww.... Continue Reading →


Ok, so last week I was reading the Lost feature in Entertainment Weekly and Evangeline Lilly says something to the tune of, "The audience really wants to see me end up with Jack" and I had one of those surreal, out-of-body experiences where I wondered if Morpheus had wandered into my apartment and spiked my... Continue Reading →

Hold that Apple Ladies, Hold it Right Up

Never has the phrase "money doesn't buy class" been more applicable, than it is to Real Housewives of New York City.¬†Are you kidding me right now? THIS is how you behave? On camera? I shudder to think what you're doing behind closed doors, ladies. Honest to Christ, I cringe less when watching The Bad Girls... Continue Reading →

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