It’s your birthday, John Stamos. So I’m not going to give you that stern talking-to about how overly tan you’re becoming (Beal insists that you’re just “Greek” but as far as I know, you weren’t this tan before and you haven’t suddenly BECOME Greek and so, she’s wrong). This picture from Twitter is far too amazing.
So amazing that I’m willing to let your current George Hamilton impression slide. And don’t tell me it’s for Bye Bye Birdie because I’ve seen the movie and Dick Van Dyke doesn’t go running around with a can of crisco and diving into tanning beds.
Anyway, happy birthday, John Stamos. We here at NTO love you.