Does it surprise you to learn that this is my favorite reality show? Are you concerned about me, when you discover that every once in a while I haunt the deplorable, horribly organized Bravo website in hopes of seeing a premiere date for this program?
Will you be there to feel my head and take my temperature when I watch the first episode, giddy with joy, interrupting you every so often to reiterate the fact that I really, honestly do like Jeff and think he’s completely justified in being an anal ninnypinny when everyone around you is a COMPLETE moron (except for Zoila and Jenny of course. And Ryan. Shit. That’s right. They got rid of the moron last season.)